Yeah, don’t worry. I’m not quitting. Sadly though, fisherofstories.com is done. Finished. Kaput. Out. To give you an analogy, it’s out like fairness at a Nobel Nominations meeting. That’s real. I just could not figure that shiz out. It was… Read More »All Good Things… Wait. What?
I don’t have much in the way of material today, so I thought I’d leave you with a few things. Today at school, I had a teacher walk into the office and exclaim, “I can’t get on Victoria’s Secret… Read More »Today I Make Fun Of Things, And I’m Probably Going To Offend Someone…
[Do you have any idea what time it is? Any idea at all? Have you seen the picture below these words? Those 2 elderly people wrapped in a lovers embrace… That’s right, my faithful fans. It’s TMI Time. You can’t… Read More »TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Checked Myself For A Hernia.
I was holding a door open with my gut yesterday so that I could get through it without spilling my lunch tray, and I realized something. My fat has a lot of uses. Uses that you should totally be… Read More »You May Call It Fat, But I Call It Useful.
(***Update: I didn’t friggin hit Save Changes. That’s why it hasn’t changed so much. Also, Ad, I love you too. I promise.) Ed over at Ed’s Funny Pages has been bitching at me to get a new comment system so… Read More »Trying Something New… ****UPDATED****
(Okay, I know break ups are usually done by shine over at Shine Out Loud. However, I want to break up with someone, and I feel like this blog is the best way to do it.) Dear Tony, Listen. I… Read More »It’s Not You, It’s…Well, Yeah. It’s Acually You, Mostly Because You’re A Douche.
(sends me picture of magazine with Edward from Twilight on the cover) KF: That’s an entire mag about Twilight. Me: Geez. I like it, and yeah I know I’m gay, but I don’t like it enough to buy a magazine… Read More »Conversations With Kid Funk.
I was not always fat. In the 3rd grade, I weighed about 6 pounds, and I was 5’11”. I’m exaggerating a bit, but not much. I was skinny. In the 6th grade, I was skinny. In the 7th grade, I… Read More »Memoir Monday: It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s A Chunky Kid Jumping Off A Telephone Pole!
That’s right. They’ve written a pamphlet. During this post, I’m going to touch on a few things they’ve written inside the pamphlet, and give my own suggestions for helping you determine if your child is on the drugs, and what… Read More »Oklahoma Knows If Your Kid Is On The Drugs…
Alright, guys and gals. I told you it would happen, and the day is here! You get to meet the woman behind the man, the Lois Lane to my Clark Kent, the Lucy to my Ricardo, the love of my… Read More »Meet The Missus!