In the past week alone, I’ve made fun of some people.
The Jews, the American Indians, Emos, Tyler Hansborough, and idiots, just to name a few.
Somewhere in all that mess, I lost a follower.
I gained two back, but folks, I’m a little heartbroken over here.
So heartbroken, in fact, that I’ve made a video apologizing.
Please come back, lost follower. I don’t know your name, and I’m sorry for that. But I love you, and I miss you, and I’ve gone all emo without you.
Without anymore excuses, here you go, Lost Follower.