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See? I designed a new banner for my blog. However, I can’t get that dang border around it to drop dead. If anyone can help with that, I’ll give you a shout out, and I’ll send you a candy bar… Read More »Look Up…

So the first two didn’t really count, I was trying to fix something. (that’s what she said) Anyways, this post is actually about fishing. Imagine that. You come to a blog that has fish in the title, and you think,… Read More »3 A Day? The Missus Will Be Jealous…

Me: “Do you have anything without sugar in it?” Girl A Working Concession: “Water.”Me: “Nice.”Girl B Working Concession: (holding up an Oat and HONEY granola bar) “These don’t have sugar in them.”Me: “Darlin, honey is made from sugar.”Girl B: “Oh.”… Read More »They’re In High School Too…

  Well, it’s happened. Someone appreciates me. I was reading a blog I follow by Jeff, called This Is Why Your Hold Time Is So Long, which I am loving, because he deals with as many idiots I do all… Read More »It Seems I’ve Been Awarded…

I’m going back this evening. Back to a time and a place that I miss very much. A time in my life where I dare say, things were normal. We lived in a trailer in Green Acres trailer park in… Read More »The Greatest Shot of My Life.

  Just thought I’d give everyone an update on the whole job thing. Yeah… I quit. Turns out, I needed about $200 worth of clothes just to work there, and I ain’t got it. Heck, I can’t even put somethin… Read More »The Missus and I Had a Dream…

Today was worse. It started with a girl in training that could NOT stop coughing. And she was sitting right next to me. Get a cough drop, lady. Did I mention I am in training with ALL girls? Yeah. Thank… Read More »Day Two…

  Alright. I’m gonna do 2 posts in one night here, because it has been a rather fun and eventful 2 days. First imma tell you about Kid Funk’s birthday party. I had fingerprint powder spilled in my backseat. I’m… Read More »Kid Funk’s Birthday

First days at new jobs are typically pretty lame, and while this one had it’s high points, it held true. For starters, I’m a week and half behind in training. This is due to when they hired me. Not my… Read More »The First Day of My New Job…

I just wanted to give a shout out to Kid Funk, as it’s his birthday today. Turning 27. To celebrate, he’s having “birthday eggs.” If you’ve never heard his music, check him out here. He’s gonna be on a CD… Read More »Shout Out Tuesday, With Possibilities.