The Fisher of Stories - The Fishero Stories

WARNING: Lazy post ahead. Proceed at your own boredom.

When I get out of the shower every morning, I laugh. And not because I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. It’s because I see this:

Right?

Here is a picture that I took on Christmas Day, right before my family went sledding.

I am Ninja Travis. And you should fear me. Oh. And the Blue Devils.

And finally, well, I really don’t think this needs words.

Last, but certainly not least, my sneaky way to link up with the other Post It’s this week, hosted by Supah Mommy, who will probably bitch at me for doing this, if she can find which post it I’m under.

Love you guys.

Please love me back?
Today’s post is brought to you by Supah Mommy. She is a pretty cool lady that for sure likes attention as much as I do, so she started her own thing. Which, by the way, I just want to say thanks to all those who participated in Memoir Monday yesterday! Even without a few of the regulars, we had record attendance!

Here’s what I’ve got to toss at you this week. Let’s see what sticks. (heh)

It’s Post It Note Tuesday time.

Supah started this shiz, and she gets the credit.

I do this, well, because it’s fun, because it’s easy, and because it gets me a shit ton of new followers, for which I am most appreciative.

If you’re new here, I ask ya to sit down and stay awhile. I’ve got some wine in the kitchen, why don’t you put on this lacy thing right here? That’s it. Slowly. Now grab that plate of nachos and feed me. Now that plate of pizza. That’s right. Shove it in there. Not slowly. Quick. I’m hungry. Now those cookies… Yeah… Soup? Yeah baby… That’s right. Get that salad the hell out of here. Where were we? Oh yeah… Gravy… Mmmmm… No, no I don’t need to put it on anything. Just ladle it in my mouth! That’s it. Do you have a bigger ladle? No, not that one. The other one. Yeah… Damn. Are those cold cuts? Don’t you put vegetables on my sammich… Now let me use that lacy thing as a napkin…

My goodness.

Sticky notes. Right.

If you’re wondering what that 5th note was about, here’s the deal.

I challenged y’all to go vote for me a while back to win a contest. I said if I won, I’d do something humiliating on video that my readers got to pick. Well, I won.

I need your suggestions, people! So far, there have not been a lot! The only suggestion I won’t take is the rap video, because that is already in the works, and it’s gonna make me look friggin awesome, not humiliated.

So make a suggestion! Anyone can! Put it in the comments, and we’ll start voting on Thursday or Friday!

This is Post It Note Tuesday, brought to you by Supah Mommy, who hell, I’ve probably offended this week.

Yeah, I’m on the bandwagon.

I’m gonna do this Post-It Note Tuesday thing again, brought to you by SupahMommy

By the way, she’s got something going on over there for a kid. I didn’t read a lot about it, but it seems that this kid is pretty bad sick, and she’s raising money for him. Go check that out by clicking her name. That’s classy.

Anynotes, here is what I’ve got for you this week. Being as Memoir Monday has tanked in the comment section, hopefully this will get you guys and gals going again.

There you have it! Hope you enjoyed it!

Also, just out of curiosity, how many of you have a BlackBerry?

We’ve started a new group with the new BB Messenger, and it’s legit. Bloggers with BlackBerries.

Let me know if you have one and want to join, and we’ll get you all caught up. It may, however, take actually talking to me on the phone to get it going! Prepare yourself!

Brandee, Carol, Daffy and I look forward to seeing you!

I felt like I should be funny today too.

I’m jumping on this Post-It bandwagon, well, because I don’t have anything else to do today.

It’s hosted by that SupahMommy chick, click on the top post it to go see her.

Anyway, here are mine.