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Hey blog buddies.

Just wanted to apologize for skipping out on you yesterday. We had homecoming at the school I aide at, and I was busy all day helping. It pretty much reminded me of why I hated homecoming in high school. Too much drama.

On a more positive note, (or maybe negative to you if you really like me bunches) I’ve decided to write a novel in a month. You can look over there to the right and see the little button I posted. I don’t have any idea what I’m going to write about, and I’ve got to do 50k words in 30 days. That’s over a thousand words a day. That’s brutal.

So listen…

The blog may suffer a bit.

I want to just apologize up front for that. Although I will tell you, there is a good chance I’ll get to chapter 1 in my “novel,” and abandon ship faster than a cowardly captain who has heard a dish fall in the kitchen. So you may get me back after all.

I really hope that’s not the case though. I’d like to accomplish this. I guess we’ll see what happens, and I’ll work on being SUPER funny between now and then, so that you all get your fill and can do without my sweet sexy ass humor for a little while.

I’ve made that commitment to you, and I start right now. Want to hear a dirty joke?

Of course you do. So here it is…

A horse fell in a mud puddle.