2010 has been crazy already.
Here are some things I’ve learned.
1.) Not all cops are douchebags.
2.) If your tag is 6 months out of date, you should get a new one.
3.) A 1995 Chevy pickup requires brake fluid for the brakes to operate.
4.) Home-ec student made chili is a WICKED bad idea. Twice.
5.) If you think that your 65″ Mitsubishi flat screen TV doesn’t work, maybe you should plug it in first, because if you just leave it behind when your house gets foreclosed on, Travis and The Missus will get a brand new TV.
6.) Liquid diets will, in fact, kill you.
7.) Chili’s is a great way to end an almost life ending diet.
8.) Jillian Michaels is a bitch.
9.) Going back to school after a Christmas vacation sucks the worst kind of ass.
10.) No one really understood National Palindrome Day.
11.) It is entirely possible to be drunk for 48 hours.
12.) Skillet is great for emo time.
13.) I REALLY like Lady Gaga.
14.) Learning 15 things in 5 days is WAY too much.
I totally ripped this idea from Ginger Mandy, who posted something similar yesterday, and who is currently ostracizing me on Twitter for a comment made to a friend of her’s, and I totally called it.
“I feel stupid, but I think I’ve been catchin on. I feel ugly, but I know I still turn you on.” -Matchbox 20.
Yeah.
That’s right.
I ended with a Matchbox 20 song lyric.